Jodhaa Akbar : Fantastic film, my friend went to see it on Monday and came out on Tuesday in the interval.

Phoonk : Ram Gopal Varma really needed a Phoonk to put off his ...Aag.

Jaane Tu... Ya Jaane Na : At the box-office this Pappu really danced.

Race : Abbas-Mastan didn’t go wrong because they got TIPS.

Tashan : This movie in single-screen eradicated a social evil. Blackmarketing.

God Tussi Great Ho : Even God couldn’t save this one.

Krazzy 4 : Ramesh, Ballu, George and Mustafa were the only Krazy four people sitting in the first show.

Thoda Pyar, Thoda Magic : Thodi audience.

Love Story 2050 : Best special effect is Harman Baweja.

Singh Is Kinng : A blockbuster. Compared to this, other releases around it were bhootni ke.

Kismat Konnection : I guess the Shahid/Mirza involvement can’t go wrong.

U, Me Aur Hum : Only U and Me were there, Hum were missing.

De Taali : De jhapad would be more apt.

Hijack : It was truly a hijacked film because the audience were the hostages.

Jannat : Even the bookies couldn’t predict this would be such a big hit. At the B-O, Mukesh Bhatt got 5 to 1 odds.

Money Hai To Honey Hai: Lot of money, lot of honey, but unfortunately not funny. This movie said there were three heroes, Govinda, Aftab and Manoj Bajpai. But there was a fourth hero, Hansikaa Motwani.

Sarkar Raj : RGV’s answer to Valium.

The Last Lear : Well, what can one say about the director of this film whose previous film was called Raincoat and released in winter.

Woodstock Villa : The kind of money that went into the STOCK in getting out the WOOD-en performances could have been used to buy a huge VILLA.

Mission Istanbul : Sitting through this was Mission Impossible.

Rock On!! : Farhan’s performance has made directors happy and actors unhappy.